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Perch Strokins_ wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 7:16 pm
Perch Strokins_ wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 7:16 pm
Perch Strokins_ wrote: Wed Feb 18, 2026 7:16 pm
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Fun Fact: Cbat (CarlBatman) Is From OWOT, How Did I Know? Because I Am A BonziWORLD Veteran (Means That I'm From OWOT)
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i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS CBATIC!" (Anti-cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A ANTI-CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "ANTI-CBAT MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “CBATER ALERT! BAN TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the anti-cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.
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